This really happened to me today:
RANDOM PERSON: Who is this?
ME: Who are you? And where did you get my number?
RANDOM PERSON: Josh and it was just randomly in my phone i think previous owner had my phone
ME: Oh, okay:)
[I thought that was the end of it. But a few minutes later….]
RANDOM PERSON: Lol Ya u a male or female and how old ha Ha? Maybe we can still talk if u want:)
ME: You really don’t want to be talking to an older woman who could be a total psycho!
RANDOM PERSON: Lol Ya but i don’t think u r:) besides i just wanna talk ha Ha. So how old r ya? And ur a female lol so can i get a pic of u and ill send one back
ME: Kid, I am too busy oiling my walker to chat with you. Venture into the real world and find yourself a girl. I will be rooting for you;)
RANDOM PERSON: Lol i do sorta, but im bored so like i decided to text someone new
ME: Well, you took care of your boredom and I found material for my blog, Josh.
RANDOM PERSON: Lol O well guess u don’t wanna talk?
[minutes go by}
RANDOM PERSON: Lol peace
[Several more minutes go by]
RANDOM PERSON: Unless u do?
ME: Peace right back at you! I am going to pass on the talk, though.